Unlike Howard Stern, I don’t lose any sleep over Kamala Harris looking bad. And if Saturday Night Live wants to take a few jabs? By all means, they’re only catching up—because, frankly, she’s earned it.
There’s an old saying: “Don’t buy a pig in a poke.” Translation? Don’t sign up for something when you don’t even know what you’re getting. That pig you’re expecting for dinner? Surprise! It’s a rat.
And that’s where we are with Kamala Harris. She didn’t win a single vote in the primaries, but now she’s aiming to be the next president—without giving us much of a clue who she really is. Exciting? Not quite.
Harris loves to talk about a “new way forward” in her speeches. Yet, for the past 3 ½ years, she’s been behind every major decision Biden made. In fact, she proudly admitted it in one of those “softball” interviews. So, the very policies she’s now grumbling about—whether it’s inflation, the border mess, or foreign policy blunders—well, they’re hers too.
And it gets better. She’s no Mr. Miyagi with wise advice like “wax on, wax off.” Nope, it’s more like “fracking off, fracking on,” “border open, border closed,” “Israel ally, Israel… not so much.” And the flip-flopping list goes on.
If Harris has been part of the team calling these shots, how are we supposed to believe anything will change?
Let’s not forget: putting lipstick on a pig doesn’t magically turn it into anything other than… a pig. You can dress up a campaign with shiny promises, but if the actions and specifics don’t change, it’s just the same old tune with a different chorus.
Empty words won’t cut it. We need leadership that’s clear and honest about the direction we’re headed. So far, Harris hasn’t shown anything different from what we’ve already seen.
As voters, we deserve better than vague promises. We need to know where she truly stands—not just reheated leftovers. So, don’t buy a pig in a poke.